JOKES

 

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Here  are some jokes that you will bring a smile to your face !!!

(hopefully)

Click hear, uh I mean  here to Hear some jokes

   by Merlin 

Sorry but this only works for Internet Explorer

To install speech recognition to hear these jokes go here     ...http://www.microsoft.com/msagent/downloads/user.asp#character                    

                                      download and install \text to speech engine in english
                     then install this:       Download the Microsoft® Speech Recognition Engine (6 MB exe)
http://www.microsoft.com/msagent/downloads/user.asp#character

                                              

Read some jokes

 

 

#1.

What do you get when you cross a fish with a children's nanny?
answer:  Mrs. Troutfire
 

 

#2.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?
answer: A Foul Smell !

#3.

What do you get when you cross a frog with Pepsi ?
answer: Croak -a- Cola!

#4.

What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
answer: Blood Tests !!

#5.

What do you get when you cross a music group with a lot of latex ?
answer: A Rubber Band !

#6.

What do you call a girl who never stands up straight?
answer: Eileen !

#7.

What do you call a man who corrects exam papers?
answer: Mark!
 

 

#8.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it ?

 

answer: A Stick!
 

 

 

#9.

What kind of coffee  did they serve on the Titanic?
 

 

answer: Sanka!
 

 

 

#10. What is it that you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with ??
 

 

 

 

answer: a chair, a Bed and a Toothbrush, silly!!!

Any questions or comments or if you have a great joke  you want to share:      

E-MAIL :michael@twistertheclown